I don't know why I said that, it just had to be done.
And again: whoa.
Now for your reading enjoyment; snippets of conversation from our house this past weekend:
Luna, exasperated: "Solstice, it's called a CANDLE, not 'fire in a cup'!*****
Scott: "Well, I think I solved the mystery of the missing sugar. The box was laying on its side in the carport, empty."Tasha: "Empty? How can that be? It was FULL. FULL I TELL YOU!"
Scott: "Well it's empty now. Either the kids are sneaking handfuls of sugar, or you've been taking Ambien on the side."
Tasha: "Have the dogs been acting particularly chipper?"*****
Tasha: "Do you think you'll still love me, even when I'm old and wrinkled and make funny faces without meaning to?"Scott: "I'm pretty sure I'll love you even more then."